Sponsor a Dan

Did you know... thousands of Dans go without beer, or sex, every single day?

It's true. It's happening right now. Possibly to someone you love.

For your generous donation, you won't just be sponsoring a man — you'll be sponsoring a full-blown midlife crisis.

Your money goes directly toward helping Dan achieve his life goals: a leather jacket he'll wear unironically... a motorcycle he doesn't know how to ride... a convertible with questionable resale value... a hair transplant that may or may not work...

...and a mail-order bride, from a country yet to be determined. The donations will decide.

Have a heart. Donate as much as you possibly can.